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THIS is a one-item satirical special edition, written by the Guide's editor. Published elsewhere, it's brought enjoyment and plenty of email. So we figured, why not?
Thousands of global readers have read THIS edition through Wednesday night. They include people in the United States, Russia (4,708 reads there of just this edition, and counting), the Ukraine, France, Canada, Germany, the United Kingdom, Brazil, Japan, "Unknown Region" (always a favorite when that shows-up), and the United Arab Emirates. We are always gratified and humbly puzzled when readers from other countries and cultures seek out the Guide. We love you every hit as much as our stateside readers and hope you bookmark us!
Don't worry: we do NOT track you or know anything about who you are -- just the national origin of numbers of reads. (Now, what the "corpirate" entities and search engines do, we cannot control. We do suggest that you ALWAYS use browsers that do NOT track you. We recommend DuckDuckGo and Startpage.)
So, why are so many people reading this edition? Well, here ya go...
Before Capturing an Airport, There Needs to Be One There
by Larry Wines
|Cartoon included as originally published in LA Progressive|
Previously published Saturday, July 6, in LA Progressive. Republished here for the enjoyment of the Guide's readers. (Hey, when you've got the connections and you see the reader numbers here are always through the roof when we publish sociopolitical and/or socio-comic content... well, there ya go.)
"Hee Haw" voice: "THAT's all!"